Young Todd could barely catch his breath as the neighbor’s dog attempted to chase him down. He hid behind the playground wall that was just high enough to cover his entire body. Todd’s heart pounded with fear as he tearfully pleaded with his own thoughts for the dog to go away. In his mind... Continue Reading →
A Pedophile’s Story in Heaven
It was the best of times; although, in this place here, there actually is no such thing as time - There is only timeless existence. Everyone here is so filled with joy that tears could continually flow from our eyes. Albeit, there are no tears here. The perfection of the sun shines so brightly that there is not a single shadow created from the luminous light. Still, there is no sun here.
AMA: Attractive Mothers Anonymous
All mothers, with the exception of my mother, are gorgeous. It is a universal truth, more or less, that the elegance of a mother blinds the retinas of angels. Beauty buoyantly flows over the earth and retires downward onto the hearty lap of a mother. In similar tone, but in slight contrast … my mother... Continue Reading →
7 More Funny Christian Jokes I’ve Heard (3rd Edition)
1. A minister is driving down the road and is stopped for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath, sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and asks, “Sir, have you been drinking?” The minister replies, “Just water.” The trooper asks, “Then why do I smell wine?” The minister looks down at... Continue Reading →
Our Future Wedding Feast with Jesus!
I have gotten the warm pleasure of joining this particular small group within one of the many churches I have been trying out. This is my first time being in a community of believers that has such a wide age variation- from people my age up to married couples and even grandparents. And here’s what... Continue Reading →
Pure, Unadulterated Joy Seen in a Simple Surprise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tXccKryfRY Confession: Some late nights I like to get on youtube and watch video clips of soldiers coming home & surprising their loved ones with a visit. Most times they hadn't seen them in over 8 months. The tears. The smiles. The hugs. It is contagious to watch. It's weird, I do not know these... Continue Reading →