A Pedophile’s Story in Heaven

It was the best of times; although, in this place here, there actually is no such thing as time - There is only timeless existence. Everyone here is so filled with joy that tears could continually flow from our eyes. Albeit, there are no tears here. The perfection of the sun shines so brightly that there is not a single shadow created from the luminous light. Still, there is no sun here.

Same-Sex Marriage, Michael Vick, and Mythical Blindness

Goodness gracious, I would probably wash Michael Vick's feet if I could! If there were 25 hours in a day, I would decrease my working hours as an engineer and apply for a part-time job to be Vick's personal butler.

6 Steps for “Winning” Any Debate in Favor Homosexuality (Allegory)

Dr. Peters enters the auditorium with his demanding 6’4” stature and scruffy beard. “Good morning everyone,” he declares in his deep, raspy voice as he turns on his PowerPoint presentation. The room is on the top floor of one of Washington, D.C.’s tallest skyscrapers. The auditorium - filled with numerous high-end politicians, news company executives,... Continue Reading →

Cute Puppies May Make the Best Atheists!

I hate my roommate’s dog. My roommate loves his dog. I hate way his dog charges the front door when I arrive home. I hate the way he watches my every movement as I eat. I hate the way that he follows me when I am cooking. I hate the sound that the hardwood floor... Continue Reading →

The Good Surprise: Joyful Tears for Soldiers & Heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSAffMrz37o It will occur like a thief in the night. Or a sudden surprise knock of the door that changes our demeanor – whether good or bad. The mystery of surprise twists are captured in the best of movies. The genuine joy that can be gained from an undeserving, loving surprise practically outweighs any other... Continue Reading →

5 Reasons Why Christian Males Almost NEVER ASK GIRLS OUT On Dates Anymore

At some point during mid-college, my compass switched from having predominantly guy friends toward a large influx of females friends. For some time now, many conversations with those girls have turned into their wonder of “why Christian men rarely ask them out on dates”.  I have had numerous heart-to-heart conversations with awesome, intelligent, Jesus-loving, beautifully... Continue Reading →

Why the Devil LOVES the Popular Song Entitled “My Nigga” and the Website “WorldstarHipHop”

Very rarely do I attempt to write on a societal issue that is directed toward a certain culture or can be interpreted as toward a particular race. There is never any registering in my mind to do so. God has always led my passion to mainly focus on my universal family of believers, as well... Continue Reading →

7 More Funny Christian Jokes I’ve Heard (3rd Edition)

1.  A minister is driving down the road and is stopped for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath, sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and asks, “Sir, have you been drinking?” The minister replies, “Just water.” The trooper asks, “Then why do I smell wine?” The minister looks down at... Continue Reading →

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