This is my complaint: Every beautiful strength has a hideous weakness. My brother, Mufasa, is truly a trendsetter of that adage. Don’t get me wrong, I love my brother. I have always wanted the best for him. However, the kingdom of the Pride Lands was turning into a nation bound for doom due to his weak... Continue Reading →
Wormwood Letters: How was Political Correctness Born in America?
[The following takes place in Hell among a classroom of young demons. The timing occurs directly after a previous blog post was written. The Dean of Demonic Warfare, Wormwood, had just finished giving his presentation on his effects in America.] After the final PowerPoint slide ended, Dean Wormwood then paused and slowly turned his head to... Continue Reading →
The Young Boy And His Fear of Dogs
Young Todd could barely catch his breath as the neighbor’s dog attempted to chase him down. He hid behind the playground wall that was just high enough to cover his entire body. Todd’s heart pounded with fear as he tearfully pleaded with his own thoughts for the dog to go away. In his mind... Continue Reading →
Wormwood Letters: Death of The Next Christian Age
The group of young demons all raced through the door and into the room just in time to be considered early for the meeting. One of the demons, who happened to be quite large in size, jetted over to claim dibs on the chair at the round table which would be closest to the Dean.... Continue Reading →
A Short Story of Lying
A young man had been hiking through a forest until sunset when he began to realize that he was lost. The constant unfamiliar scenery led him to presume that he was not heading toward the trail’s exit. Suddenly, he saw another hiker approaching him. When the figure reached him, it turned out to be himself! Confused, but... Continue Reading →
A Pedophile’s Story in Heaven
It was the best of times; although, in this place here, there actually is no such thing as time - There is only timeless existence. Everyone here is so filled with joy that tears could continually flow from our eyes. Albeit, there are no tears here. The perfection of the sun shines so brightly that there is not a single shadow created from the luminous light. Still, there is no sun here.
There was the Young Man, Drowning in the Sink…
There was the young man, drowning in the sink. Everyone says that it was because of gravity that he was drowning. Unfortunately, they were right. His older brother looked on as he helplessly stood just a few feet away. The gravity of sin pulled the young man deeper and deeper into the waters until his... Continue Reading →
7 More Funny Christian Jokes I’ve Heard (3rd Edition)
1. A minister is driving down the road and is stopped for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath, sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and asks, “Sir, have you been drinking?” The minister replies, “Just water.” The trooper asks, “Then why do I smell wine?” The minister looks down at... Continue Reading →